Good Morning Blog World

I think today is a great day for wit! The government is giving you enough shit... so here is the first one of the day:


A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.

He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked: 'Say Father, what causes arthritis?' The priest replies:


'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.'

The drunk muttered in response: 'Well, I'll be damned', then returned to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man And apologized.

'I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?' The drunk answered:

'I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.'




Have a great day my friends. All is well in my world...the jumpstart is strong and hot and my angel of the morning told me first thing this morning that she loves me.
Y'all come back heah? More funnies to come...